Hi, Let's talk tattoos. They say there is no more sincere form of self expression than the type of tattoo that you pick of the wall of the tattoo shop. I agree, so why don't you tell me about your body art. I'll listen. I know that really doesn't sound like much of a come-on, but that is what I can offer. Look, I want some sex. There is no doubt about it. I am posting on this board to have some crazy, hot sex with someone who is less than stingy with the loving and all the loose chicks have tattoos. Well, I got to thinking, what do I have to offer these loose women? I'm not that cute. I'm not that rich, and I'm not that suave. It was tough to find something I can provide. Then one day, I was talking to a girl who kept going on and on about her tattoo. It was obviously important to her. It just looked like a paw-print to me, but the way she explained it, this tattoo was a whole segment of her life. It represented all of the decisions she had ever made and it was all expressed in one piece of body art. Wow, I thought, this chick sure does like to talk about this small patch of crappy art on her hip. How boring. Then, it hit me. My life is pretty boring and it doesn't seem to bother me! I have a high boredom tolerance, why not use it? I could be the only guy that will bother listening to women talk about their tattoos. The benefit of course, is that these women will want to show me the tattoos on their nether-regions. Awww Yeah! So there you have it. I'm the guy who wants to hear all about your tattoos, when you got them, what inspired you, what those characters actually say and what they mean to you. I'll do my best to listen and understand and then we can have sex. Cool. |
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