I wanted to let you know about the sexiest woman I have ever
met. I am now in my fifties and
even though I met her thirty years ago the memory of her still haunts me. Before you dismiss this letter as outdated
let me warn you that our sex was just as wild in the seventies as it is
I worked with Louise in a small office. The sexual revolution was in full swing
then and Lou was always going braless.
It used to drive me wild to see her great globes beneath the tight
stretched material of her blouse. I
used to imagine her breast were two really fat elephants and her blouse
was a circus tent that had collapsed.
Damn if those fat elephants weren't trying to get out from under that
One time while masturbating I imagined that I was an
elephant tamer and I was prodding and poking those elephants with my elephant
tamer tool. I imagined that if I
managed to free those fat elephants from that circus tent that I would give
them a good hosing down. I know
that elephants like to be washed down and Louise’s fat elephant breast
would probably like it too.
One day we had a company outing at a park. Lou was wearing a pair of shorts and a
bikini top. Her stomach was
flat. I remember it was really
flat but not totally flat. In the
80’s I thought that the curve of my television screen was about as curved
as Louise’s stomach. This
was handy because I rented a lot of porn movies and whenever they zoomed in on
the woman stomach I felt the curve of the screen and the stomach matched really
well. It would get me very
hot. I’ll never get one of
those flat TV’s. I don’t
care if the resolution is better.
Lou’s shorts were a little tight that day as
well. She had a little camel toe
going. I started to imagine that
she had a whole circus going on.
Finally I got enough courage and asked Lou out. It just happened that The Ringling
Brother’s were in town. I
succumbed to P.T. Barnum’s wild pitches and bought two tickets.
Lou and I started by going to the side-show. Back then they had real freeks. The bearded lady and the Siamese twins. It was great. I don’t think Lou liked it though. She did like the snake house. Once she even said “Look at the
size of that one”.
When the show started Lou commented on how she thought they
should let the elephants free. When Lou saw the camels she remarked that their toes were
really interesting. I told her that if she didn’t stop with the dirty
talk I was going to take her out to my custom van and give her a spanking on
the waterbed. She agreed that a
romp in the van was a great idea.
In the back of my 1972 econoline van Louise disrobed
quickly. I was amazed at her
beauty. Her breast weren’t
like fat elephants at all. The
skin was much smoother than I imagined.
It was like they were made from two half bowling balls but they were the
consistency of jell-o. I massaged
those jell-o semispherical bowling balls while Louise moaned like a broken vacuum
Soon Louise removed her shorts. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her pubic region. Louise was the first woman I had met
that had neatly trimmed pubic hair.
It was trimmed in sort of a rectangle. It looked like a farmer’s field looks from an
airplane. I enjoyed slowly running
my finger through it as if I were driving a miniature tractor, disking and
planting the fields. I imagined
that if she ever had got crabs someone could fly a miniature crop duster over
the area and kill them off.
Louise couldn’t take my teasing any longer. “Please” she said, “I
want you inside me”. I took
of my pants and when I removed my underwear my erect penis bounced like a 8
foot length of molding when you remove it from rack at Home Depot. “It is gorgeous” she
said. I sort of felt that way
too. I had often thought of my
penis as an Italian Sausage. Well
Louise was as hungry for that Sausage as a Super Bowl fan after a few
I put my sausage into her warm creamy center and started to
rock back and forth. Soon, we were
rocking like the old folks waiting for a table at a cracker barrel. Eventually I could feel Lou’s
vaginal walls tighten up like a lawn mower that is trying to mow some really
long wet grass. She really drove
me over the edge. It was one of
the best orgasms I ever had.
I’ll never forget that vixen.