Here Are Some Alternative Terms For The Male Member

The Penis
His veined pole

My swollen rod

The thick, blue-veined bolo bat

Rigid Root

Dick Slit (that's the pee hole)

Cruise Missile

Love Tool

Hard Tool

Swollen Glans

My Meat

A Stiff Ram-Rod Jutting From Gargantuan Balls

Thick Veiny Shaft

Love Pillar

Rocketing Missile

Upright Throbbing Pecker

His Blind Eye (another pee-hole synonym)

Rigid Prong