Who Made This Site?

Hi! Thanks for visiting. Here is a video about me and my job. It might explain why this website exists and what I do for a living.

In the video, I talk about my business and how it really is the world's most private company. My hope is that you will choose to shop with me in the future at one of these sites:

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SexToyParty.com - A home sex toy party without a salesperson

I apologize if I have wasted your time with this video.

My Body (of work): Sex, Bachelor, Dirty, Diet, Jive, Kama Sutra, Massage, Gay, Hand Job Forum Rejects , Sponsor, Sex Toys

Shopinprivate.com sponsor me. They have everything for hairy noses, funky monkeys, wet noodles, and sexual active folks.

Copyright 2006 - Calm Tom.
Thanks for visiting this site. I apologize that I have stopped writing more forum reject stories. I guess a dude can only take so much rejection before he just decides to quit.

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